Real Things My Boyfriend Said to Me in 2016

. December 29, 2016.
boyfriend-cur-1-16

My boyfriend and I have been together for over four years and
he never stops making me laugh with the way he looks at the world. Throughout the year, I collected those strange little things my boyfriend said to me. They are funnier out-of-context. A lot
of these moments represent a disruption in his analytical
engineering mind and result in a comical revelation.

“Your gentle distress is what makes me get up in the morning.”

“Don’t laugh at me; I’m hungry.”

“Do I have to bring my own weed wacker?”

“Don’t, I’m eating cereal!”

“Ah no! My secret!”

“What kind of F-ing apples do you want? What the hell are Jazz apples?”

“You think I’ve never burnt documents in the sink before?”

“This weekend is a weekend. Next weekend is a weekend. Boy howdy, they just keep coming.”

“So, I was doing some math in the shower.”

Do you have a funny story of amour? How we met or about your first date? We want to hear your love stories! Send your tales to
annarboreditor@adamsstreetpublishing.com.

Trending

Boom For Real: The Late Teenage Years of Jean-Michel Basquiat

Boom for real was a catchphrase Basquiat said when something really wowed him. It’s impossible to believe that anyone seeing this film won’t walk away feeling inspired; the film is a boom, for real.

Mike Gentry Shares Stories And Experiences Through Music

Music: Mike Gentry Shares Stories And Experiences Through Music

July 2018: The Biz Buzz

The latest buzz in the business world.

Indie Beauty

Vosenna, an indie beauty retailer, has opened at 2386 E. Stadium Blvd., in the Lamp Post Plaza near Trader Joe’s.